Now it's time for the flying fickle finger of fate

This hour it's flown to a Taco Bell in San Antonio. A man came through the drive thru, ordered 7 crunchy burritos, and when he saw his bill he realized the burritos were $1.49 per burrito. The man was shocked when he saw this, because he thought they were supposed to be only 0.99 each. When the person working the window told him that was a special promotion, he didn't take it well, and took out his gun and shot through the window. Fortunately he didn't hit anyone, but now he'll get all the free food he wants in jail.

Now it's time for the flying fickle finger of fate this it's flown to Pennsylvania. A man called a radio station to tell the host that he was recently busted for a broken tail light, and heading down to the cop shop, and happened to admit he was high on marijuana. What he didn't realize was the police were listening to the broadcast. So when he showed up to the cop shop, he was arrested.