An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, Whats wrong? The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, I married a beautiful woman two days ago.
Shes a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?
The old man looks at the bartender and says, I cant remember where I live!'
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