Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
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THE HARVARD SCHOOL OF MEDICINE DID A STUDY OF WHY JEWISH WOMEN LIKE CHINESE FOOD SO MUCH. THE STUDY REVEALED THAT THIS IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT WON TON SPELLED BACKWARDS IS NOT NOW.
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