Confucius say

>>> Man who run in
>>> Front of car get tired.
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>>> Man who run behind
>>> Car get exhausted.
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>>> Man with one
>>> Chopstick go hungry.
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>>> Man who scratch butt
>>> Should not bite fingernails.
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>>> Man who eat many
>>> Prunes get good run for money.
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>>> War does not
>>> Determine who is right, war determine who is Left.
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>>> Wife who put
>>> Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.
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>>> Man who lose key to girlfriend apartment get no new key !*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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>>> Man who drive like
>>> Hell, bound to get there..
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>>> Man who live in
>>> Glass house should change clothes in Basement.
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>>> Man who fish in
>>> Other man's well often catch crabs.
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>>> Crowded elevator
>>> Smell different to midget.
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