LADY'S YEARLY EXAM:
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked."135," I said.The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your height?" " 5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2" She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. What a bitch!
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